Support the cause! Sign our petition to finally see the end of Mr. Joseph Cheasty's weak and thin hair, complete with split ends and lacklustre shine. He has agreed to go for the snip if we meet the measly total of 100 signatures, and we'll finally be rid of his hideous and unsightly locks. The world of hair-based aesthetics will be a much better place once Mr. Cheasty's mop has been returned to the condition and length of old. So, for the benefit of us all, please take a moment of your time to add your name to the list. Thank you.