By signing this petition you will join the ranks amongst fakefire's finest troops.
Help with fakefire's army now against the monsters that attacked him and his grandma.
SIGN-UPS STARTING ON 10/23/07
"Fakefire's original message: beware of octobur 31nd
dis is a vry evil day. last year on dis vry day terible things happend. i was sleep over at my grandmas hous wen i herd ppl nock on da door. i opend da door den i saw DRACULA AND FRANKENSTIEN! dey held out bags and SCREAMED TRICK OR TREAT OMG I HAD 2 PROTECT MY GRANDMA. i grabbed draculas arm and did a duble german suplex on him. dis is wen frankenstien tried 2 ran away. o no he dosnt. i got a big tree branch and smashed it on his hed. i drag dem 2 my basement wen i herd another nock on my door. dis time i saw spiderman and FREDDY KRUGER. spiderman was colloborating w/ freddy kruger..... dey both screamed trick or treat @ me. fakefire den sprayed mace on dem and dragged dem to my basement. i filled da basement w/ gasolene and set it on fire. i herd mor nocks and ran 2 da door. it was a mummy and a pirate. dis was getting out of hand. i ran outside AND DA STREETS WERE FILLED WITH MONSTERS. i had 2 leaving my grandma behind and run away 2 my parents hous. my grandma must hav been bit bye a vampir becaus da news said she set 4 children on fire. so guys beware of dis day. i will b starting an armageddon on monsters dis day and i hope u will all join me"
So please help fakefire on Halloween to beat down these monstrosities!