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Abolish the concept of time- NOW!

19 Signatures Goal: 100

We, the human species of Earth, demand that the concept of time be abolished immediately. Time is an unnatural idea that turns humans into robots. The humans of the planet Earth demand that all clocks be destroyed, as well as all calendars. We also demand that time travel be legalized, as well as teleportation.

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  • 8 years ago
    Captain Jean Luc Picard United States
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    AlexWuWei United States
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    Apricot Ray United States
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    Britney Spears United States
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    Michael Svoboda United States
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    Kenneth of motherfucking Gaul United States
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    Timothy Rockwell United States
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    Bill Schleitz United States
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    Devin United States
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    lindsey United States
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    cemical6 United States
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    Brandon Beatty United States
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    Andrew Rypien United States
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    Kay Little United States
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    Zac "CAZ" Crawford United States
    8 years ago
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