This is an important social issue we all need to be aware of. My dear twin brother has grown out a luscious tuft of facial hair between his nose and upper lip, in the belief that he'll look like Paul Rudd from Anchorman. However, countless others believe that he must exterminate the beast and put it out of its misery. Please do the right thing and sign this petition "End the 'Stache, Stop the Madness".