As the forum users of Wolfire Games are aware (as are many other indie-game followers) one of the turning points of the decade occurred when John Graham grew a beard, announcing that he would not shave it until the basic gameplay elements for Wolfire's new game, Overgrowth, were completed. However, recently, a member of the Wolfire Official Fan Forums (Terminal58) asked how many peoples' petition signatures would make John dye his beard pink (in support of breast cancer awareness month), John replied that he wasn't sure how he'd be able to verify the signatures (here's where ipetitions comes in) but more shockingly, that he might be shaving his beard off soon! Egads! It seems they've actually been making progress at Wolfire and those development screenshots aren't just fakes! The stability of the world potentially depends on John having a beard. Please, if you don't want to die in a flaming nuclear holocaust, sign this petition encouraging John to dye his beard pink; the awesomeness of that deed should be great enough to counteract the eventual loss of John's Beard.