| # | Name | Comments |
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| 301 | snoop dawg | yo blow it out yo fat ass rosie you aint no mutha fuckin jk rowling so yo don't know what the fuck will happen in mutha fuckin book 7 |
| 302 | leanne allan | no doubt in my mind he is very much alive |
| 303 | jo | dumbledores death is a red hering, to admit to him being alive would spoil the book |
| 304 | ron | why did his phoenix not save him like book 5, he is soooo alive |
| 305 | Tyler | HE IS ALIVE!!!!!!! |
| 306 | Sue | I knew it
about time anyone said anything about it |
| 307 | snowy | Tank you, Sue. It's amazing how stupid some people are, denying facts under their nose. Anybody with half a brain knows Dumbledore isn't dead, and will be alive to help Harry in the last book. JKRowling even told Dan Radcliffe that she was having trouble writing about Dumbledore in Book 7. Guess it's really hard to write about some dead guy, huh? NOT!!!!! |
| 308 | sarang kunte | please let him be alive!!!!!!! |
| 309 | Wish Fairy | Your wish is granted... |
| 310 | deeva | bring him back in the next book pleeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaassssssssseeeeeeee |
| 311 | Albus Dumbledore | Fuck this shit. I ain't comin' back and that's final. I'm fucking tired of this stupid story, and had to bribe that bitch Rowling with my entire pension to have her write me out of this crap. Fuck all of you, I'm going to Bermuda. |
| 312 | Anonymous | |
| 313 | loser | |
| 314 | Anonymous | |
| 315 | Anonymous | |
| 316 | DUH! | well your wrong. um, dumbledore is dead. i can prove that all your theories are wrong.
one: Dumbledore froze Harry so that he would be a witness to Dumbledore's "death".
truth: the reason why dumbeldore froze harry was so harry wouldnt get out numbered by the death eaters. he also already knew snape was coming so he did that too. why ELSE did he ask harry to bring his cloak? they were going to a cave he didnt really need one right?
two: Dumbledore will make everyone believe Draco is dead too.
truth: dumbeldores dead. he cant.
three: Dumbledore flies into the air when Professor Severus Snape "curses" him with "Avada Kedavra".
truth: well didnt cedric fly in the air when wormtal killed him? yes! didnt you see lily go in the air? yup!
Fawkes doesn't try to save Dumbledore.
truth: what the heck could fawkes do? sure he scratched out the basilisks eyes in the second book, but come on, he couldt take on all those death eaters without getting killed.
Professor Severus Snape would NEVER want to kill Dumbledore, so he could NEVER curse him with Avada Kedavra and make it work.
truth: Snape HAD to kill dumbeldore. if he didnt he would die because of the unbreakable vow he made with dracos mom. and dumbeldore KNEW he was gonna die. if you dont belive me, go to mugglenet, you might be convinced even more.
four: Fawkes healed Dumbledore with his tears.
No. dumbeldore is dead. even if he spilled tears on him, he wouldnt live. also, fawkes cried in the air, not on dumbledore.
five: Dumbledore's wand is missing.
truth: his wand is missing because draco got rid of it when he used expelliarmus.
six: Dumbledore's "body" is covered up at his "funeral".
truth: because i dont think hagrid was about to cover a dead body. and perhaps its the wizard way. |
| 317 | Samuel L. Jackson | Shut the fuck up, bitch. |
| 318 | Albus Dumbledore | YES IM NOT DEAD........I LIKE SOCKS.....IM WITH DOBBY NOW......HE LIKES SOCKS TOO......YADA YADA YADA |
| 319 | Anonymous | |
| 320 | Anonymous | You're all cock-sucking fuck-wipes! What a pack of shit-brained loser whores you are, wasting your time on this fucked up cum-tits of a petition.
Next time I take a shit, I'll imagine you all in the toilet bowl running around like gay-arses as I dump on you dumb-cunts! |
| 321 | Samuel L. Jackson | Hey, mutha fuckah! I'm gonna stick my boot up yo lily white ass and bitch slap yo whiny ass to the mutha fuckin moon. Shut the fuck up. |
| 322 | Rose Brennan | Dumbledore is soooo not dead. Omg he is soooo not dead! BAN THE BOOK |
| 323 | P Diddy | FUCK THE BOOK |
| 324 | Anonymous | Why read the book if you don't like it? Why bother JK; she's just an author! Why don't you all go make a petition about animal cruelty or anti-bullying or something worthwhile? |
| 325 | snowy | Dear Anonymous, we love the Harry Potter books, we just don't like being insulted by their author. But I believe the real question is why you are afraid of this petition. Only a coward would post under "Anonymous." |
| 326 | Anonymous | hell yea he's not dead |
| 327 | ipnj | |
| 328 | Jude Griffin | |
| 329 | Tasnim | I'm so happy.... |
| 330 | Somebody | Well, i know this counts as signing the petition but it doesn't because all i want to say is...Dumbledore IS dead. If JK says so, he is! She's the author, she ought to know! And anyway, you've just got a bad case of wishful thinking. Get OVER the fact Dumbledore is dead. why wouldn't
Snape kill Dumbledore? Read the second Chapter of HP&THBP properly. What is Snape doing? HE is with Narcissa and Bellatrix, and he makes the Unbreakable Vow. So obviously, we KNOW Snape is selfish so if he broke the vow to not help Draco, he'd die. He doesn't care how many people die to save himself. This is SNAPE we're talking about! Please come back to earth, your stupid theory is ridiculous. Fine, yeah it was an upsetting book but it doesn't give you the right to say that Dumbledore isn't dead. You're not the author. so what gives you the right to say no one will read the last book? I will! You're just a pathetic wishful thinker. Please...you suck! |
| 331 | Snapefan | Shut up, asshole. Everybody knows Severus is really good, so kindly blow it out your ass. |
| 332 | Nick Sacco | I just want Dumbledore to have a huge part in book 7. If that happens, I am happy. |
| 333 | Anonymous | Dumbledore is a Jew. |
| 334 | bob the goat | How dare you. you winged rat |
| 335 | this is retarded | this is a stupid petition. you're going to "ban" book 7? maybe you should just accept that he's actually dead...... |
| 336 | snowy | And maybe you should accept the fact that only an idiot like you would sign a petition you don't even agree with. What a dumbass. |
| 337 | Taha samad | |
| 338 | Anonymous | YOU GUYS ARE FUCKING WACKED OFF! WHAT THE HELL YOU ON? IF SHE SAYS HE'S DEAD! HES DEAD!!!!! ITS A FRICKEN STOY GET OVE IT. AND SHE WROTE IT SO WHATEVER SHE RIGHTS IS TRUE!!!!!!!!
YOU GUYS A =RE JUST FOOLING AROUND DICKHEADS |
| 339 | snoop dog and his hood of hos | hey mutha fuckah the only dickhead round here be yo fool like snowy say yo a dumbass shit fo brains signin a petition yo dont even agree with stupid mutha fuckah |
| 340 | Anonymous | |
| 341 | Anonymous | you guys are sooo dumb. Dumbledoor is so dead he is rotting. get over it. if the AUTHOR said he was dead, i think she probably means HES DEAD! |
| 342 | snowy | Poor Anonymous (an obvious coward seeing that you don't have the balls to use your name) - you are poorly deluded. Everybody knows that JKRowling is a trickster who likes to say cryptic things just to have fans argue. First we have the ridiculous Ron/Hermione "relationship" hinted at in the last book, while everyone knows Harry is the one who will end up with Hermione, not red haired idiot Ron. So if you're retarded enough to actually believe Dumbledore, the most powerful wizard in the world, could be killed by Severus Snape (who everybody knows is really good), you are nothing but - delusional! |
| 343 | Anonymous | |
| 344 | Anonymous | All of you are just plain evil and mean to Jojo... Have all of you conviniently forgotten that SHE WAS THE ONE WHO CREATED THE HARRY POTTER SERIES? All of you are really ungrateful! :( |
| 345 | King Arthur, speaking from the crypt as a zombie | Do you realize that JK Rowling HATES being called JoJo? |
| 346 | Chad | I hope dumbledore is alive. he makes the series so special. |
| 347 | Aaron Pinnock | I believe that Dumbledore is not dead! JK is out of order I HATE HER!!
(btw you're all freaks, get a life) |
| 348 | snowy | btw you're an idiot if you sign a petition you don't even agree with, loser |
| 349 | Aaron Pinnock | you're a freak!! get a life the book comes out in a week and then your life is OVER!! MWAHAHAHA
o, and btw, [loser], or whatever it is you called me, i actually agreed witht the petition, i think he's alive, which is the point of a petition, so you are the idiot i'm afraid,, love! |
| 350 | snowy | Yeah, right. You agree with the petition, so you call everybody here a freak and tell them to get a life? Guess that includes you, dumbass. And yeah, I obviously called you a LOSER, it's right there in front of your fat face, moron. Want more proof that you're a fuckfaced dopehead? The book does NOT come out in a week, so get your facts straight, shithead. And I don't care if you do claim that Dumbledore is still alive (we all know you're lying out your stupid ass anyway), the point is nobody wants your lame ass here. So kindly fuck off, fuckmeister. You're stinking up the place, pewwwwwwie. |
