| # | Name | Comments |
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| 201 | chris | how and whydid you delete our post snowy? that's not fair. it was funny. and why would we know who jackson is? isn't it just a name you made up? |
| 202 | Samuel L. Jackson | You mutha fuckin crackah head. You don't know who da fuck da great Samuel L. Jackson be? Badass Mace Windu? Pimpin Jules Winnfield? Da man John Shaft? Crack you upside the head Coach Carter? Mutha fuckin snakes on da mutha fuchak plane? WHERE DA FUCK YOU BEEN WHITE BOY??? |
| 203 | Professor Severus "Half Blood Prince" Snape | Why, you must be a complete idiot, if you've never heard of Sam the Man Jackson. I shall deduct fifty points from you House for being such a stupid fuckwad. |
| 204 | R J Lupin, aka the werewolf | Sadly, I must agree. You must be the biggest idiot in the world. Now kindly give me my chocolate back, moron. |
| 205 | Joanne Kathleen Rowling | I too must confess I'm astounded that there is a person alive who hasn't heard of the actor Samuel L. Jackson. Moreover, it saddens me beyond belief that a person of such incredible stupidity would come anywhere near something that had anything whatsoever to do with me. Your lack of intelligence frightens me, and I now wish I had never written a single word in my life, knowing that morons like you exist in today's world. It is indeed a sad day when such stupidity reveals itself. I don't even think I'll bother to finish Book 7 now, thanks to you and your stupidity, which has put me in an incurable state of depression. Thanks a lot, asshole. |
| 206 | Anonymous | she lied she lied she lied grrr |
| 207 | chris | i've heard of the snakes on the airplane movie but what has that got to do with samuel? did he play in the movie. well i don't care anyway who some stupid guy is. and everyone knows that wasn't j.k. someone did a bad job trying to impersonate her. |
| 208 | snowy | wateveri guess you gusy are right. i migth not b able to ban book 7, but i can at least try. it would probably be better for me to just not read ti though, rather than bitch and complain about it on some stupid petition that i started for no reason |
| 209 | snowy | im reall a good guy, but can everyone please forgive me for being so arrogant? especially carlos and chris, i did not mean to be so rude to ou guys, but just please do me a favor and sdont post on my petition if you don't agree with it, the point of this website isn't to put down other people's petitions if you don't agree |
| 210 | snowy | Well well, another no-life impersonator. You know, if you're going to try impersonating me, you could at least try and use correct grammar and spelling. Otherwise, nobody is going to believe you for one second. What...a...moron. |
| 211 | Aaron Johnson | correct, dumbledore is Not dead, i think the author might be just joking |
| 212 | carlos | i really don't understand why no one will just accept the death of DD. not that many people went on and on about sirius. all right some people do still believe he's alive but they must be joking. if he was alive he'd go find harry and tell him he's not dead. i guess there are more clues to DD being alive than sirius though. me colin and chris were all disappointed when we read what j.k had said about DD definitely being dead. we'd read the dumbledoreisnotdead site a million times and thought up several of our own theories. i am mad at j.k for not saying sooner about him definitely being dead. why'd she wait a whole year? she said she waits a while to put down theories because she likes reading about them. but alot of people wasted their time doing that. so snowy we just want you to know that we were with ddisnotdead site untill what j.k said. i'm postive she wouldn't joke or lie about this. notice on her site she always tells us when she's joking. besides don't you think she would have laughed out loud (or at least smilied) at the look on everyone face when she said he was dead. and she wouldn't have lied because after people read the book they would realize she lied. i hope this convinces someone. snowy won't be convinced though. she's so stubborn. like my labrador retriever dog. |
| 213 | carlos | oh yeah and I forgot to say that I am a whiny little bitch |
| 214 | carlos | that was not me above. it was snowy. i know for sure that it was snowy because she's called me (and colin i think) that before. you're so stupid snowy... |
| 215 | carlos | for the last time snowy I AM A BOY. and you've never heard my voice before so why do you think i whine? quit assuming stuff. |
| 216 | Samuel L. Jackson | Mutha fuckin crackah. For the last time, SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! Nobody wants to hear yo whiny ass bitchin and moanin, so do us all a favor and GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE. |
| 217 | Mr. T. | Carlos, get yo lily white crackah ass over here, bitch. I'm gonna fuck yo like a goddamned pig. Squeal, bitch, squeal. |
| 218 | carlos | mr.t and samuel L jackson i couldn't understand what you said exept that you wanted me to shut up and get off this petition. well i've got one thing to say. NO! i have every right to be on this petition as you do. at least me chris and colin talk about DD and whether he's dead or not (which is supposed to be the topic of this petition). all you two do is cuss people out. and again i'm a boy as well as my siblings. and we DON'T whine. get things straight why don't you. |
| 219 | colin | i think DD knew he had to die because there was no way to get around the unbreakable vow. but it was a plan with him and snape that he was to be killed if draco finally did corner him. though i dunno how snape could have killed DD with the advada kedrava if he really was his friend. |
| 220 | chris | really there was a way around the unbreakable vow. snape could have told bella and cissy that he didn't want to risk his life for draco. that wouldn't really have made him look like he was on the good side. but that would have made cissy so upset and maybe he couldn't bare to see her upset. but snape probably did want to save draco. DD wouldn't have killed draco in self defense or anything though. but someone had to kill DD if draco didn't because then voldemort would kill draco and his family. or the order could sorta kidnap the malfoys (because i'm sure they wouldn't go willingly). and then voldemort couldn't kill them and everyone could live. |
| 221 | Samuel L. Jackson | Pssst...hey Snape |
| 222 | Professor Severus Snape, he who betrayed Dumbledore | What the fuck do you want? |
| 223 | Samuel L. Jackson | Don't give me no lip, crackah head. |
| 224 | Professor Severus Snape, he who betrayed Dumbledore | Oh, why don't you do us all a favor and blow it out your ass? |
| 225 | Professor R. J. Lupin, sacked for being a werewolf | I say, but can't we all just get along? Here, have some chocolate. |
| 226 | Samuel L. Jackson | Shut the fuck up, werewolf. I don't remember asking you a goddamned thing. |
| 227 | Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore | Eat shit, asshole. And please - would you people stop speculating about my death and whether or not I had planned it with Professor Snape. It's quite rude, you know. |
| 228 | James Capie | Dumbledore can not be dead coz he is so great and how will harry ever be able to defeat Lord Voldemort? without him? |
| 229 | THE FINAL WORD | TIS CANNOT BE DONE |
| 230 | mandy | oh you guys are so stupid. of course harry could defeat LV without dumbledore. dumbledore was never with harry all the times he escaped from LV. DD was not even a main charactor. you people just want something to fuss about. i agree that harry will have to have help destroying horcruxes and stuff but he doesn't need help destroying LV. |
| 231 | Harry James Potter | Oh, but aren't you fucking brilliant. Yeah, me take on Voldemore. What a fucking joke. The bastard knows a million more curses than I've ever heard of. He can easily block any of the shite spells I try to throw at him. Face it, I'm dead meat. But thanks for believing in me anyway, you stupid twat. |
| 232 | Lord Voldemort | It's VOLDEMORT Harry James Potter.Not VOLDEMORE. How could you not even know how to spell your foe's name? it sounds to me though that you want more of me. Get it VoldeMORE. muhahahhahaha! |
| 233 | Peter Pettigrew aka Wormtail the little Bitch | Being a bit anal, are we, Dark Lord? But you always did like it in the ass, don't you, my little sweet. Come here and let Uncle Peter fondle your tiny balls and make another rear delivery. Open up bitch, and be prepared to SUCK. |
| 234 | Jonah | Snowy you are totally sick. I know it's you being Wormtail,Harry,Lupin Greyback,Voldemort,and lots of other people. You're just sick and bored. Personally I think you are a bored teenager that's dropped out of school and has nothing better to do with your time than say cruel things to people. |
| 235 | lilypotter | |
| 236 | snowy | Jonah - you are the one who is sick and bored, signing a petition you don't even agree with. And no, I do not post as anyone else here, I am Snowy period. I'm sorry you can't accept the fact that many, many others agree with me. Time to face reality, fool. |
| 237 | carlos,chris,and colin | sorry we haven't posted for a few days. i'll bet you missed us. we've been busy pestering our parents to get us sugar gliders and/or ferrets. we've been wanting them for a year now. maybe we'll get them for x-mas. our hp robes came in the mail today. they are soooo neat. for x-mas we're gonna get a broomstick and more hp wands. on april 4 we are gonna turn 11. hopefully we'll get our hogwarts letter. wouldn't it be awful if one of us was a squib? too bad we won't have dumbledore as headmaster though.... |
| 238 | colin | who thinks hogwarts will reopen? personally i have no idea. |
| 239 | Professor Severus Snape aka Haji | Well, well, isn't this a sorry state of affairs? You poor bastard. Not only are you suffering from schizophrenia, you are also laboring under the delusion that Harry Potter is a real person, and that you are living in a fantasy world. It's fucking pathetic. |
| 240 | Anonymous | Please! I'm a french speaker and read the book in french, but it has nothing to do with the fact that I DON'T want to believe Dombledore is dead. I refuse to believe it, he was the only person to give me a sense of security in this crazy world (of Harry Potter :P) If he is dead, I don't know how Harry will make it. Please make him stay alive! It's just TOO FRUSTRATING! I believe the author if she says Dumbledore is dead, but it still sucks and it's a bad decision.
I REFUSE! |
| 241 | snowy | Thank you for your keen words of insight, Anonymous.The fact that someone of your high multilingual intelligence can understand
what a pitiful few can't only helps our cause. All TRUE Harry Potter fans know that Dumbledore's death simply makes no literary sense, and we will have the last laugh when JKRowling reveals in Book 7 that her ridiculous claim that the Headmaster is dead nothing but a sick joke. It only goes to show that the BOOKS mean everything, and INTERVIEWS aren't worth the paper they're printed on. |
| 242 | colin,carlos,and chris | professor severus snape aka haji we were only joking about the getting our letter part. of course we don't think the harry potter world is real. but we do wish it was. but then again doesn't everyone? the best birthday present WOULD be to get a letter accepting us to hogwarts though. our little bro is turning 8 thanksgiving. just thought we'd tell you guys. |
| 243 | Zorak aka that bitch bug who plays keyboards for Space Ghost | Bite me |
| 244 | Becca Potter | I LOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HARRRRRRRYYYYYY! |
| 245 | Anonymous | sounds dumb but i think he either not dead OR he has a horcrux (i know dumblebore is not a murderee but he defeated the dark wizard grindelwald!!) |
| 246 | Anonymous | i think j.k.rolling is plotting! dumble door is faintly dead but not fully in book 7 i will probly come back. and snape will come to help dumble door. in the end harry will become an ora |
| 247 | lois | ghqfhqreh |
| 248 | sirius black | She wrote the book she can say whatever she wants and i think you are blowing this way out of proportion |
| 249 | Zorak aka that bitch bug who plays keyboards for Space Ghost | Blow it out your ass. |
| 250 | chris | no one has written in a longggg time... |
