| # | Name | Comments |
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| 1 | snowy | It is true, Dumbledore is alive. You are a sick person for making fun fo your fans. |
| 2 | what the hell??? | okay this is just stupid |
| 3 | unfuckingbelievable | Are you on drugs? Seriously, I'd like to know |
| 4 | Sirius Lover | Um...Snowy? At it again, I see. *shakes head* You are TRULY the most IDIOTIC person on the face of the planet. Do you HONESTLY believe JK Rowling will ever read this piece of shit? Do you HONESTLY believe that this petition of yours will make any difference? This is even more stupid than your Harry and Hermione petition. |
| 5 | crazy_ned | You...gotta...be...kidding...me... |
| 6 | Anonymous | Boycott, woman, boycott. You can't ban squat.
Also, you thinking you = right and the author = wrong adds up to you = delusonal. |
| 7 | Delusional!!! | I see the delusional one is back. Yes: D-E-L-U-S-I-O-N-A-L. Emerson was so right about you and your fellow Harmony shippers. And now you're putting all of the "alivers" in a bad light. Enough is enough. Rot in hell, snowy. |
| 8 | Ben | This the best thing ever. |
| 9 | GETALIFE | Why does everything have to be so stupid with people. Accept some things. |
| 10 | wow | ....Maybe if you grasped the morals of the story rather than the petty details, you would have agreed dumbledore is dead.
..... And I fail to find any of your "evidence" convincing,. |
| 11 | annaradcliffe | this is so true. no way dumbledore is dead |
| 12 | Anonymous | DUMBLEDORE IS DEAD, GET OVER YOURSELF. JK ROWLING HATES YOU BECAUSE YOU ARE A FAT PIG WHO SITS INFRONT OF THEIR COMPUTER RANTING ABOUT HOW A AUTHOR HAS NO RIGHT TO WRITE THE STORY SHE WANTS TO WRITE AND TO CHOOSE WHAT HAPPENS IN THE BOOKS SHE CREATED, WROTE, OWNS, AND SHOULD SMASH YOUR IGNORANT SKULL IN WITH. HOW DARE YOU DENY A WRITER THERE RIGHT TO THEIR BOOKS!!!!!!!!!!! WHY DONT YOU GO DROWN YOURSELF IN THE LAKE AND LET THE GIANT SQUID TEAR YOU APART, YOU DESERVE IT FOR BEING SUCH A JACKAS AGAINST JK ROWLINGS AUTHORITY. |
| 13 | Professor RJ Lupin | I say, there's no need to get nasty. Snowy has a point, and I find it difficult to believe that my old friend Severus could bring himself to kill the old man. |
| 14 | Professor Severus Snape | Get it through your thick skulls, everyone: I DID NOT KILL DUMBLEDORE. Now if anyone else dares to say otherwise, I shall sue you for defamation of character. |
| 15 | Rubeus Hagrid, Professor of Care of Magical Creatures, Groundskeeper, and Keeper of the Keys at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry | Blimey, I can't believe old Dumbledore is dead. I carried the bastard's body at the funeral meself. |
| 16 | Albus Dumbledore | Bloody hell, woman! Why didn't you say this before they buried me? *scratches coffin lid* Hello? Hel-loo-oo! |
| 17 | jk.rowling | i did not insult nobody it is my book you can believe what you want for now dumbeldore is dead regards
jk.rowling |
| 18 | snowy | Everybody, just so you know that was NOT JKRowling who just signed the petition. That was a sad imposter with no life. |
| 19 | i'm scared!!! | WOW...: rolls on the floor and dies laughing: Hey is anyone going to start an "I'm not dead yet" petition for me?!?!? ....But seriously...this is stupid!!! First off Let J.K. Rowling write what ever she wants, they are her books. Secondly, you can’t “ban" the 7th book...you have no authority, however if you want to you can boycott...you and anyone who is seriously serious about this very odd petition...Third, where in the book does Dumbledore make people think Draco is dead? If you want to prove something doesn’t use bullshit, tantrums, false statements and assumptions. Fourth, anyone who signed the Harry-Hermione one is sick…that’s all I can say. Fifth, I agree that this Dumbledore is probably not dead, the Snape didn’t kill him and that J.K. Rowling is lying but this is only a book so stop flipping out about it. Lastly…. People leave poor Snowy alone…your so mean to her. |
| 20 | Harry Potter | HOW DARE YOU???? To the idiot who signed the last signature, JKR is NOT lying. DUMBLEDORE IS DEAD. Stop being a delusional twit.
And snowy - blow it our your stupid ass. |
| 21 | Anonymous | |
| 22 | You are a moron | HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
sure you have the power to "ban" the 7th book, and "deprive" the readers of what happens to harry.
it's amazing how when the actual author of the book has stated that "Dumbledore is definately dead", is that a personal insult to you? NO! get over it. he is dead. she never said that was the last we saw of him.
snape had to kill dumbledore because of the vow, and at funerals...it's common for the body to be COVERED UP. you're an idiot. people like you shouldn't even deserve to read the books |
| 23 | Lucius Malfoy | I for one am glad that idiot Dumbledore is gone. Now Hogwarts will be run by someone who knows what they are doing - namely, me. |
| 24 | Anonymous | Is this a joke?! |
| 25 | Death Eater Severus Snape | The Dark Lord never jokes...
Avada Kedavra! |
| 26 | c card | im going to lol when book seven comes out and he is dead |
| 27 | c card | im going to lol when book seven comes out and he is dead |
| 28 | Emily/rockon | Dumbledore is so not dead! I can't wait to read the next book and see what happens! |
| 29 | snowy | Thank you for your support, Emily/rockon.
And everyone else who doesn't agree with this petition: DO NOT FUCKING SIGN IT!!! |
| 30 | Andrew | |
| 31 | Nepali | ha ha.
do i really care? but still its dumbledore |
| 32 | Seriously, though... | ...how do you expect anyone to take this petition seriously if you don't even know the difference between a ban and a boycott? A petition to 'ban' book seven is ridiculous- only governments can (possibly) ban books within their own jurisdictions. You can, however, encourage people not to buy it- to boycott it.
People may take a petition seriously if you get a basic education in simple terminology. |
| 33 | snowy | And how can YOU expect ANYONE to take you seriously when you're stupid enough to sign a petition YOU DON'T EVEN AGREE WITH??? What a fucking idiot you are. |
| 34 | alex howard | How could he die? Harry would be sunk without him.... |
| 35 | YOUR ALL GAY AND DUMB | JO DID NOT PERSONALLY INSULT YOU, YOU INSOLENT, STUPID, BRAINLESS, IDIOTIC BASTARD! i'm sure if she ever reads this, which she won't because she doesn't have time to listen to mindless people, she will not be shaking in her books. what are you gonna do, go to every bookstore in the world and take the books back from the people. DUMBLEDORE IS FUCKING DEAD GET OVER IT YOU FUCKFACES. |
| 36 | Captain Blowhard | your the fuckface, dipshit. dont sign the petition if you dont agree with it |
| 37 | Dumbledor Is Dead!!!!!!!!! | Dumbledor is dead you idiots! He is dead, passed on, gone! Not alive1 He is an ex- Wizard! The sooner you get that through your thick metal skulls, the better it is for everyone! Do you really know how stupid you are ? |
| 38 | snowy | Not as stupid as someone who signs a petition they don't even agree with. That includes you, moron. |
| 39 | Leave Professor Dumbledore to rest in peace! | How can you say such stupid things? Dumbledore is dead! Get it through your thick metal skulls! He is dead; gone; passed on! Deceased! Expired! No more! He is “late” Professor Dumbledore; lacking life, he rests in peace! He is an EX-WIZARD!
The sooner you accept this fact, the better off you will be!
However, I must thank you, if not for your petition and the wonderful responses; I wouldn’t have laughed so hard. |
| 40 | Sane individual | If you want people to sign your stupid petition, you shouldn't insult them snowy, if that's your real name...consider the fact that your point is a highly controversial one, and people have the right to express opposing opinions...since there is no other place to comment otherwise, people sign your petition...I suggest rather than cursing people out, you should consider the fact that this petition will make no difference....JK Rowling has every right to write whatever she wants...and do whatever she wants with any of her characters...just because it upsets some of her readers, it does not give them the right to become nasty to her, and to those that dissagree with their views, mainly, me and almost everyone who signed your petition. LONG LIVE JK ROWLING!! |
| 41 | snowy | And here we have yet another idiot who signs a petition they don't even agree with.
What...a...dumbass |
| 42 | Kazimieras | HE IS ALIVE! |
| 43 | Anita Roddick | You guys are retarded. The Ron and Hermione debacle? There were so many clues! Banning book 7? Idiots! He's dead! |
| 44 | chewie | hes alive dumbass |
| 45 | Dumbbutt Whocantaccept TheTruth | I think my name and signature say it all with regards to this petition. |
| 46 | Lindsayna | I agree but not rudely |
| 47 | Snowy | I admit it, I was playing a joke. I do believe Dumbledore is dead (R.I.P). |
| 48 | snowy | *sigh* yet another no life imposter. That was obviously not me in that last signature.
Go to hell you fucking moron |
| 49 | snowy | sorry guys i've been so stupid acting. if Jo says he's dead then he's dead. I guess denial not the way to go about it. I'm gonna reread book 6 to get over this. |
| 50 | j.k rowling | i accidentally came across this site and when i read that people thought i was disrepecting fans of my books i knew i must explain. dumbledore had to die. it is part of the plot. everyone i hope will like the ending to 7. like i said though dumbledore is dead and you must get past denial. no one caused this much upset about sirius... ah well |
