I just received word that the truth has been officially acknowledged and he is finally returning. I never thought anyone would listen to us but you all proved me wrong. This win belongs to every one of you who kept the faith.
Author JK Rowling has claimed that \"Dumbledore is definitely dead\" but we fans know better. JK Rowling has already tried fooling us once with her Ron and Hermione debacle. Well, well - fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on you JK Rowling.
Why do you enjoy insulting your fans so much, JK
You DELIBERATELY wrote the \"death\" scene of Albus Dumbledore so that everyone would doubt he truly died. For as we all KNOW, Professor Severus Snape would NEVER kill Dumbledore!!!
That\'s how everyone KNOWS Dumbledore is not really dead, but faked his death and funeral. Harry will need Dumbledore to help him find the rest of the horcruxes and kill Voldemort.
But no. Now JK Rowling, you have the AUDACITY to claim that \"Dumbledore is defintely dead.\"
Well you\'re not fooling anyone, lady. How DARE you insult and ridicule your fans by making it obvious that Dumbledore did NOT die, and yet at your stupid show announce that he \"is definitely dead.\"
The answers can easily be found at DumbledoreIsNotDead.com. Go ahead, go to that website and you will find the truth:
Dumbledore froze Harry so that he would be a witness to Dumbledore\'s \"death\".
Dumbledore will make everyone believe Draco is dead too.
Fawkes doesn\'t try to save Dumbledore.
Dumbledore flies into the air when Professor Severus Snape \"curses\" him with \"Avada Kedavra\".
Professor Severus Snape would NEVER want to kill Dumbledore, so he could NEVER curse him with Avada Kedavra and make it work.
Fawkes healed Dumbledore with his tears.
Dumbledore\'s wand is missing.
Dumbledore\'s \"body\" is covered up at his \"funeral\".
Do we really need to go on
Joanne Kathleen Rowling - until you admit that your statement \"Dumbledore is definitely dead\" was nothing but a bad joke, we the undersigned have no choice but to ban your Book 7. It is unfortunate that your readers will not get a chance to read what happens to Harry and his freinds, all because you insist on saying stupid things and treat your readers with no respect.
I really thought this question would just be something I chewed over by myself in the dark. Seeing so many of you jump in to confirm that I am not the only one who sees the truth is just incredible. Thank you for proving that the fandom is paying much closer attention than anyone gives us credit for.
Reached 100 supporters
October 1, 2006
6 Comments
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Mike Lee
20 years ago
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it makes no sense for him to just die like that. he was way too smart to be tricked by snape. he is definitely hiding somewhere.
J
Jessica Ramirez
20 years ago
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THANK YOU! I have been saying this for years. Snape was only acting. JK is just messing with us now.
S
Sarah Webb
20 years ago
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finally someone said it. i dont care what jk says on twitter. the books speak for themselves.
D
David Hassan
20 years ago
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Its obvious he isnt gone. Snape and Dumbledore had a plan all along. Nobody kills the greatest wizard like that.
E
Emily Reynolds
20 years ago
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Stop lying to us JK! We know the truth. Dumbledore is alive and well.
C
Chris Ryan
20 years ago
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The way he flew backwards? come on. thats not how the curse works. he was clearly preparing for something bigger.
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I just received word that the truth has been officially acknowledged and he is finally returning. I never thought anyone would listen to us but you all proved me wrong. This win belongs to every one of you who kept the faith.
Author JK Rowling has claimed that \"Dumbledore is definitely dead\" but we fans know better. JK Rowling has already tried fooling us once with her Ron and Hermione debacle. Well, well - fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on you JK Rowling.
Why do you enjoy insulting your fans so much, JK
You DELIBERATELY wrote the \"death\" scene of Albus Dumbledore so that everyone would doubt he truly died. For as we all KNOW, Professor Severus Snape would NEVER kill Dumbledore!!!
That\'s how everyone KNOWS Dumbledore is not really dead, but faked his death and funeral. Harry will need Dumbledore to help him find the rest of the horcruxes and kill Voldemort.
But no. Now JK Rowling, you have the AUDACITY to claim that \"Dumbledore is defintely dead.\"
Well you\'re not fooling anyone, lady. How DARE you insult and ridicule your fans by making it obvious that Dumbledore did NOT die, and yet at your stupid show announce that he \"is definitely dead.\"
The answers can easily be found at DumbledoreIsNotDead.com. Go ahead, go to that website and you will find the truth:
Dumbledore froze Harry so that he would be a witness to Dumbledore\'s \"death\".
Dumbledore will make everyone believe Draco is dead too.
Fawkes doesn\'t try to save Dumbledore.
Dumbledore flies into the air when Professor Severus Snape \"curses\" him with \"Avada Kedavra\".
Professor Severus Snape would NEVER want to kill Dumbledore, so he could NEVER curse him with Avada Kedavra and make it work.
Fawkes healed Dumbledore with his tears.
Dumbledore\'s wand is missing.
Dumbledore\'s \"body\" is covered up at his \"funeral\".
Do we really need to go on
Joanne Kathleen Rowling - until you admit that your statement \"Dumbledore is definitely dead\" was nothing but a bad joke, we the undersigned have no choice but to ban your Book 7. It is unfortunate that your readers will not get a chance to read what happens to Harry and his freinds, all because you insist on saying stupid things and treat your readers with no respect.
I really thought this question would just be something I chewed over by myself in the dark. Seeing so many of you jump in to confirm that I am not the only one who sees the truth is just incredible. Thank you for proving that the fandom is paying much closer attention than anyone gives us credit for.
Reached 100 supporters
October 1, 2006
6 Comments
M
Mike Lee
20 years ago
Featured
it makes no sense for him to just die like that. he was way too smart to be tricked by snape. he is definitely hiding somewhere.
J
Jessica Ramirez
20 years ago
Featured
THANK YOU! I have been saying this for years. Snape was only acting. JK is just messing with us now.
S
Sarah Webb
20 years ago
Featured
finally someone said it. i dont care what jk says on twitter. the books speak for themselves.
D
David Hassan
20 years ago
Featured
Its obvious he isnt gone. Snape and Dumbledore had a plan all along. Nobody kills the greatest wizard like that.
E
Emily Reynolds
20 years ago
Featured
Stop lying to us JK! We know the truth. Dumbledore is alive and well.
C
Chris Ryan
20 years ago
Featured
The way he flew backwards? come on. thats not how the curse works. he was clearly preparing for something bigger.
it makes no sense for him to just die like that. he was way too smart to be tricked by snape. he is definitely hiding somewhere.