We, the people of the United States of America, hereby petition the US government to deport Paris Hilton from the country. Paris Hilton is a blight on society - she epitomizes "famous for being famous" and she is the the most vile product of our society. She is a talentless waste of camera flash. We plead that Paris Hilton be deported from the United States. This will likely raise the collective IQ of our great country.