Save River from the quicksand!

Poor, innocent, vulnerable River Beaumont is a vulnerable child stuck in quicksand and needs your help! This child is too retarded to dig his way out and is in serious danger.Please sign our petition !


  • isaac beaumont leave the spazz hes my brother

  • JSMITHY LAD Save my retarded cousin from this sand. He is a right thick cunt but he is family so we must save him then harvest his organs and sell them on to dodgy organ dealers.

  • Danny the D Wallace I <3 self felacio

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