We, the students of Seattle University, hereby request that the start of classes be delayed another 3 months. Summer is an unalienable right that we, as Americans ('muricah), have had bestowed upon us by the Constitution of these States that are United. We believe that the true summer, the summer that Mother Nature intended, is to be a total of 6 months, or half a score. It is also a known fact that in the 57th amendment of the Bill of Rights in Section 2.2.3 of the Seattle University Code of Conduct that class is a sin, and as a Jesuit Catholic institution, we have the responsibility of acting out against sin. Amen.