Dan MUST Take a Vacation!

To: Daniel E. Carr We, the co-owner, employees, interns, and friends of Ethix Systems LLC formally petition for Daniel E. Carr to take a load off, lighten up, go on vacation, and get some R&R before he has a stroke. We hereby promise to not fool around too much while he is away and will attempt to be productive. We solemnly swear to avoid having "Skins vs. Shirts" spitball fights in the office and to try and make clients actually talk to us on the phone. Moreover, this vacation means a true vacation: no carrying around a laptop trying to find some Wi-Fi or asking a hotel clerk to "plug you in" (that's just nasty). You are to lay back, get some sun, and have some fun. Because, if you die from overwork, well, that just isn't cool. However, should Daniel E. Carr resist to take this vacation next week, we hereby promise (with a cherry on top, mind you) to sit on our asses and do absolutely no work whatsoever (more-so than usual). 'Cause Dan, we just love you, man. Sincerely, The Undersigned


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