The time has come for all faithful to unite and come together and fight for action in resolving a common concern; namely Dave's chosen hairstyle (or apparent lack of).
Dave himself has agreed that if we can raise over 20 signatures then he will attempt to find a barber brave enough to accept the challenge of 'renovating' Dave's hair and restoring it to it's former acceptable condition.
With your help we can end this travesty of human asthetic and anti-social assult on the visual senses.
Thank you