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Damian Lindelof to be banned from going within 500 yard of Star Wars 7

17 Signatures Goal: 10,000

Damian Lindeof is a screenwriting criminal responsible for such reprehensible scripts such as Prometheus, Cowboys & Aliens and the final episode of Lost. Sooner or later his name is going to be mentioned for Star Wars 7 and for the benefit of cinema, as a whole, this cannot be allowed to happen due to his ineptitude and general silliness. Please sign this petition so we can issue an injunction which will ban Lindeof from going within 500 yards of a Star Wars script. Then we'll send it to George Lucas who will be too busy counting his money to pay attention to a bunch of fools sending him an online petition. Help us Twitter people, you're our only hope (beep)

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  • 6 months ago
    Ryan York
    6 months ago
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    Johnny Balls United States
    3 years ago
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    John Bleasdale Italy
    3 years ago
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    Rogelio Fabian Palos Mexico
    3 years ago