| # | Name | Comments |
|---|
| 1 | Robin Smith | I agree that making an example of her is the only way. |
| 2 | Chris P Johnson | |
| 3 | Stephen Mier | Yep. Crucify her. |
| 4 | Doyle Srader | |
| 5 | Ben Sanders | |
| 6 | Nick Pennock | She turned me into a newt!
...Well, I got better. |
| 7 | Richard Blasko | |
| 8 | Paris Hilton | I can't believe that someone would put up a petition like this about me! I'm totally going to s*ck the d*ck of some random guy just to prove to myself that I don't deserve this treatment! |
| 9 | Adam | Do it. |
| 10 | Matthew Kensing | For great justice. |
| 11 | Daniel Piotrowski | |
| 12 | Anonymous | |
| 13 | Sahwn Weisley | WAHA! |
| 14 | Joel Fields | |
| 15 | Anonymous | speechless. |
| 16 | Scott Himself | Do it. |
| 17 | Pascal Jongh | I agree. Nail her to the cross! |
| 18 | Anonymous | This chick should have a harsher sentence than the average person because of her being in the public purview. What kind of message does this send to anyone? Lock her up for the rest of her pathetic, attention-whoring life. |
| 19 | Maxim Rasovsky | Please, Please, Please crucify her. But also, if you could possibly do it in such a way so that she does not die? I would hate to have to see her on the tely for another 3 months on CNN, and than the made for TV movies about her life. And the lifetime special. And the E True Hollywood Story. Jesus. |
| 20 | Patricio del Bezenetrez | Awesome.
Awesome flotsam. |
| 21 | Paris Hilton | Does it feel good? I like the sound of it. |
| 22 | Gary X | Yeah! Make this snotty wannabe celebrity "pay" like the "normal" populace would have to. |
| 23 | Jack Billy-Bob | Yay for the crucifixtion. |
| 24 | Arnold Schwarzenegger | I hereby declare you, Paris Hilton, to suck my dick every prison day you will have.
If you are not good enough, i will add some days to your time to learn you something.
If your blond brain can add the info. |
| 25 | ashorde | vote or die
you did not vote
now you die!!!! |
| 26 | Stephen Howarth | |
| 27 | Bob Gioni | A cool concrete bed help take the edge off the ol' fire crotch. |
| 28 | Renee Dill | Paris Hilton thinks that just because she has money and is well known, she is above the law. NO ONE is above the law, including the wealthy celebreties. |
| 29 | haha | haha paris hilton. HAHA.
she's not special enough to get capital letters. lmao. |
| 30 | Tetsu | Hell Yes! Show her what we really think! |
| 31 | Peter | |
| 32 | Anonymous | nail the bitch,and put it on prime time!! |
| 33 | Doug | |
| 34 | Paris's Mom | |
| 35 | Evan | Hellz Yeah |
| 36 | Oh my yes | WE HAVE NO KING BUT CAESAR!!! |
| 37 | Pontius Pilate | Stupid spoiled whore. |
| 38 | Pontius Pilate | What an imaginative punishment! I can still recall doing Jesus and Brian. But letting Barabas go was a mistake - just like letting Paris go!
I think full-blown crucifixion would be a bit too severe (even though, unlike in the Life Of Brian, it WASN'T her first offense!)
I think the crucifixion could have possibilities with two modifications:
1. Long enough (perhaps a few hours); no nails, but ropes - long enough for some of the exhaustion aspects to take effect! Any B&D person will tell you that even rope crucifixion is real torture! (just ask Chanta Rose!)
2. In ancient times, crims were crucified NAKED! For Paris, follow this tradition as well! |
| 39 | Emperor Tiberius | In my day, victims were crucified NAKED! I like the petitioner's thinking! |
| 40 | Paris's bondage partners | This is the best petition of the lot! |
| 41 | Michelle Sarnowski | |
| 42 | Jamie Joffre | I like it. They can wear one of the shirts from www.whatawhore.net while they're doing it! |
| 43 | Oliver Cromwell | Put the wench in stocks for a day. I refer you to the petition: http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/parishiltonstocks/ |
| 44 | Anonymous | paris hilton ne travaille pas,passe son temps à coucher,dc elle ne sert à rien!! |