Crucify Paris Hilton

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   Name: Robin Smith on May 9, 2007

   Comments: I agree that making an example of her is the only way.

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   Name: Chris P Johnson on May 9, 2007

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   Name: Stephen Mier on May 9, 2007

   Comments: Yep. Crucify her.

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4. 4
   Name: Doyle Srader on May 9, 2007

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5. 5
   Name: Ben Sanders on May 9, 2007

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   Name: Nick Pennock on May 9, 2007

   Comments: She turned me into a newt! ...Well, I got better.

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7. 7
   Name: Richard Blasko on May 9, 2007

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8. 8
   Name: Paris Hilton on May 9, 2007

   Comments: I can't believe that someone would put up a petition like this about me! I'm totally going to s*ck the d*ck of some random guy just to prove to myself that I don't deserve this treatment!

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   Name: Adam on May 9, 2007

   Comments: Do it.

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10. 10
    Name: Matthew Kensing on May 10, 2007

    Comments: For great justice.

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    Name: Daniel Piotrowski on May 10, 2007

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12. 12
    Name: Anonymous on May 11, 2007

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13. 13
    Name: Sahwn Weisley on May 11, 2007

    Comments: WAHA!

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14. 14
    Name: Joel Fields on May 11, 2007

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15. 15
    Name: Anonymous on May 17, 2007

    Comments: speechless.

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    Name: Scott Himself on May 17, 2007

    Comments: Do it.

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17. 17
    Name: Pascal Jongh on May 17, 2007

    Comments: I agree. Nail her to the cross!

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    Name: Anonymous on May 17, 2007

    Comments: This chick should have a harsher sentence than the average person because of her being in the public purview. What kind of message does this send to anyone Lock her up for the rest of her pathetic, attention-whoring life.

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    Name: Maxim Rasovsky on May 17, 2007

    Comments: Please, Please, Please crucify her. But also, if you could possibly do it in such a way so that she does not die I would hate to have to see her on the tely for another 3 months on CNN, and than the made for TV movies about her life. And the lifetime special. And the E True Hollywood Story. Jesus.

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    Name: Patricio Del Bezenetrez on May 17, 2007

    Comments: Awesome. Awesome flotsam.

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21. 21
    Name: Paris Hilton on May 17, 2007

    Comments: Does it feel good I like the sound of it.

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22. 22
    Name: Gary X on May 17, 2007

    Comments: Yeah! Make this snotty wannabe celebrity "pay" like the "normal" populace would have to.

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23. 23
    Name: Jack Billy-Bob on May 18, 2007

    Comments: Yay for the crucifixtion.

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24. 24
    Name: Arnold Schwarzenegger on May 22, 2007

    Comments: I hereby declare you, Paris Hilton, to suck my dick every prison day you will have. If you are not good enough, i will add some days to your time to learn you something. If your blond brain can add the info.

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25. 25
    Name: Ashorde on May 23, 2007

    Comments: vote or die you did not vote now you die!!!!

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26. 26
    Name: Stephen Howarth on May 23, 2007

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    Name: Bob Gioni on May 23, 2007

    Comments: A cool concrete bed help take the edge off the ol' fire crotch.

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    Name: Renee Dill on May 25, 2007

    Comments: Paris Hilton thinks that just because she has money and is well known, she is above the law. NO ONE is above the law, including the wealthy celebreties.

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29. 29
    Name: Haha on Jun 1, 2007

    Comments: haha paris hilton. HAHA. she's not special enough to get capital letters. lmao.

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30. 30
    Name: Tetsu on Jun 2, 2007

    Comments: Hell Yes! Show her what we really think!

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31. 31
    Name: Peter on Jun 3, 2007

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32. 32
    Name: Anonymous on Jun 4, 2007

    Comments: nail the bitch,and put it on prime time!!

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33. 33
    Name: Doug on Jun 6, 2007

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    Name: Paris's Mom on Jun 6, 2007

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35. 35
    Name: Evan on Jun 7, 2007

    Comments: Hellz Yeah

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36. 36
    Name: Oh My Yes on Jun 7, 2007

    Comments: WE HAVE NO KING BUT CAESAR!!!

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37. 37
    Name: Pontius Pilate on Jun 8, 2007

    Comments: Stupid spoiled whore.

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    Name: Pontius Pilate on Jun 8, 2007

    Comments: What an imaginative punishment! I can still recall doing Jesus and Brian. But letting Barabas go was a mistake - just like letting Paris go! I think full-blown crucifixion would be a bit too severe (even though, unlike in the Life Of Brian, it WASN'T her first offense!) I think the crucifixion could have possibilities with two modifications: 1. Long enough (perhaps a few hours); no nails, but ropes - long enough for some of the exhaustion aspects to take effect! Any B&D person will tell you that even rope crucifixion is real torture! (just ask Chanta Rose!) 2. In ancient times, crims were crucified NAKED! For Paris, follow this tradition as well!

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    Name: Emperor Tiberius on Jun 8, 2007

    Comments: In my day, victims were crucified NAKED! I like the petitioner's thinking!

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    Name: Paris's Bondage Partners on Jun 8, 2007

    Comments: This is the best petition of the lot!

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    Name: Michelle Sarnowski on Jun 8, 2007

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    Name: Jamie Joffre on Jun 8, 2007

    Comments: I like it. They can wear one of the shirts from www.whatawhore.net while they're doing it!

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    Name: Oliver Cromwell on Jun 8, 2007

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    Name: Anonymous on Nov 23, 2007

    Comments: paris hilton ne travaille pas,passe son temps

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