He currently owns a 2000 Pontiac Montana minivan, also known as the worst car in the world. The car is so bad that the company who makes it doesn't even exist anymore. He travels for his job, so for the past 14 years he has driven it into the ground. Because of this, the car has broken down too many times to count. Last weekend, he broke down on the side of 287 trying to tow a boat. It is currently dead, sitting at a repair shop. Even the shop owner is trying to tell him it isn't worth it to fix the car for the millionth time. To top it off, the van is extremely disgusting and rotting from the inside out. I NEED HELP!

Hopefully, if enough people sign this petition, he will realize that everyone agrees with me and will let the van FINALLY die and get the new car he deserves. All I need is your signature.