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Project: Colefart.
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Get David Goss to change his name to Derren Gossard McLegend.
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January 30, 2003
Cole keeps deleting my texts whenever I bring up the new name which honestly just proves he is scared of the sheer power of colefart69. I think he is starting to crack though because I saw him smile for like a split second when I showed him the latest signatures. We have to keep this momentum going until he changes it even if it takes forever.
January 30, 2003
I really never thought this would gain any traction at all but here we are and honestly it feels like the universe is finally lining up for the great colefart69 awakening. Maybe he is starting to notice the sheer weight of destiny bearing down on his current screen name choice because we are picking up speed in a way that feels genuinely absurd and beautiful.
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LMAO this is hilarious. why are you being so stubborn cole?? just do it.
this is honestly the most important thing ive read all year. colefart69 is destiny man. change it already.
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Status: Closed — this petition is no longer accepting signatures.
Project: Colefart.
Final supporters
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January 30, 2003
Cole keeps deleting my texts whenever I bring up the new name which honestly just proves he is scared of the sheer power of colefart69. I think he is starting to crack though because I saw him smile for like a split second when I showed him the latest signatures. We have to keep this momentum going until he changes it even if it takes forever.
January 30, 2003
I really never thought this would gain any traction at all but here we are and honestly it feels like the universe is finally lining up for the great colefart69 awakening. Maybe he is starting to notice the sheer weight of destiny bearing down on his current screen name choice because we are picking up speed in a way that feels genuinely absurd and beautiful.
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do it for the culture cole. colefart69 is way better than that old username.
LMAO this is hilarious. why are you being so stubborn cole?? just do it.
this is honestly the most important thing ive read all year. colefart69 is destiny man. change it already.
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do it for the culture cole. colefart69 is way better than that old username.