The aim of this petition is to bring coke back to churchie. While it was very overpriced when at ACGS, it was still the favoured beverage among much of the student body. With the loss of Coke at ACGS, a delicious caffine-rich tasty beverage was taken away - but this wasn\'t the only thing that was lost. We, the student body, also lost a little bit of hope. The hope that it\'ll all turn out alright. The hope that maybe this crazy world will make sense one day. But that hope is now unavailable to us. It\'s a very sad day indeed.
Bottled water and diet (read: bad) coke are no substitute for the deity of the drink world. While they may look similar, they are just pretending to be something that they are not - like a pig putting spring onions up its nose in an attempt to look like an elephant.
In summary - bretheren, join the revolution! BRING BACK COKE!
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