Do you sometimes go to school and realise the only people of the opposite gender are wearing knee high socks with shorts and sandals (and balding)?
Don’t you sometimes wish you could see guys being pummelled by teachers and not only acting, but naturally being hilariously dumb (seeing as us females, the more intelligent species, can’t provide this)?
Don’t you miss having little cliques and groupies (or wish you could experience it)?
Don’t you wish that we weren’t stuck with Scotch guys!?
…and, don’t you wish that our school’s* reputation for being the most "stressed out students and quaking from homework" died?
If you agree, sign the petition. It only takes five seconds of your life!
(I really hope you aren’t taking this seriously)
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