It's too late. We the undersigned are fed up and sick of the budding "bromance" between the individuals known as "Funky Jedi" (aka "Codpiece," not an innocent term we ever want to hear in our lifetimes again..) and IndyFanChuck. We do not want to be privy to this scurrilous, disgusting interchange of pixels, electronic on-and-off bits happening between the two parties on our screens. Be it furthermore said that we wish to preemptively ban the rebound attempts by IndyFanChuck to turn to the one known only as "Larry Young" in his time of grief for further solace and comfort. Because, quite frankly, we're uncomfortable! Who will provide US with much-needed nurturing and love? Who, who has bosoms aple enough to provide us ALL with suck? And wouldn't that be discriminatory as well? No, better such things be left to midnight interactions in dimly lit, cheap motels without wi-fi access. Get a room, guys.