We, the citizens of the \'HooNation beg for a return of Coconut Yoo-hoo to the marketplace. As it stands, this magical elixir is only sold as Koko Blanco and only available in a very limited area of metro Miami. If Yoo-hoo agrees to put it back into production and make it readily available to the public, we the undersigned promise to buy every last bit of it from the shelves.
When a reasonable amount of signatures are gathered, we will present this petition to the decision makers at Yoo-hoo.