We've all seen The Onion Movie's fake trailer of Steven Seagal's movie Cockpuncher. And we've all said to ourselves: "Damn, I'd watch that movie." Well, time to put our money where our mouths are. Sign this petition, and with enough signatures we might be able to get some film studio to produce the movie after all! (the trailer of Cockpuncher can be seen at http://www.youtube.com/watchv=7sQQcrM7A8Q Hopefully this falls under the fair use clause of international copyright agreements)