Someone produce Steven Seagals movie Cockpuncher

We've all seen The Onion Movie's fake trailer of Steven Seagal's movie Cockpuncher. And we've all said to ourselves: "Damn, I'd watch that movie." Well, time to put our money where our mouths are. Sign this petition, and with enough signatures we might be able to get some film studio to produce the movie after all! (the trailer of Cockpuncher can be seen at Hopefully this falls under the fair use clause of international copyright agreements)


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    pete, South Africa

    2 years ago Comments: Eggs!
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    Sebastian Alexander, Germany

    2 years ago Comments: This must happen!
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    3 years ago Comments: f2d2N2 Great blog post.Much thanks again. Want more.
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