Close The Detroit Zoo

This petition is to show your support for the closing of the Detroit Zoo. And that you believe the animals should be euthanized accordingly. Said animals will be thrown into the Detroit River. Let Canada deal with them. In the case of marine life; they are to be dispensed to the poor in the surrounding community. The zoo's exhibits and land shall be recycled and converted into a facility to house and store underprivileged families and runaway youths.


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    HITLERBUTtSECKS, United States

    6 years ago Comments: i dont know much about this so called zoo, but this plan sounds like a .....plan......shut up
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    dawg, Austria

    6 years ago Comments: yes.
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    Colinberry1, United States

    7 years ago Comments: Yes, very good idea. You see, the animals in the zoo represent my personal struggles with solicitors and Costco. Dump them into the river I say! - Colin
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