In the past few days, a dearly beloved and handsome friend of ours has expressed concern towards leaving the server. Obviously all who have heard of this news are appalled and have concluded that somehow through some illness or RL head trauma Clockstar has become dilusional and careful consideration must be taken upon his actions because of this.
All of us on the Gnomeregan server are here to ensure the health and safety of our fellow members is not compromised. Therefore, we believe that allowing Clockstar to transfer out during his illness will trigger an emotional breakdown and possibly a strong wave of amnesia when he returns from his drug-induced meltdown at this point.
GMs have been spoken to in-game about this issue and I was told we need 65,000 signers. My goal is to recieve at least 200 signers for the petition so that the rest can be copy-pasted. They won't be able to tell anyways!!
Clockstar has been a symbol of all that gnomeregan is, and I urge you to allow me to PREVENT him from leaving gnomeregan, never to join another server again. He belongs here, and he will NOT ESCAPE.
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