Because a bald Chuck is as good as no Chuck at all! No more freaky, transvestite-y pictures! No more ridiculous anecdotes that involve GUM! No more hair to swing along to \"man rock!\" We don\'t want a shiny circle rocking onstage! We want the girly curls!
We\'re willing to let go of your bald wager on the grounds of temporary insanity brought about by the stress of having too many things on your plate.
JUST GET A HAIRCUT, PLEASE.