Vote for Chuck Norris as the Face of "Aus Border Force!" TM
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We the concerned citizens of Australia wish to nominate Chuck Norris as the public face of "Aus Border Force!" TM
He is highly qualified as he knows Kung Fu and has Chest Hair.
With these powerful qualities Chuck will turn away the hordes of unarmed people coming to Australia in rickety floating coffins, er, boats I mean.
If the government felt Lara Bingle was a good choice as the face of Australian Tourism, Chuck should be fine as the face of "Aus Border Force!" TM
We the Australian people demand that you to hire Chuck now to protect us from Un-Australian stuff.
Yours sincerely,
The concerned and slightly fearful citizens of Australia.
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