A Child's wish was spoken, and been sent forth in the Free Western World.  It was sent over the rainbow and into the heavns. That child's wish was nothing but the "wind"...due to something about somebody (rumor has it, a giant of a man with a beard and looks like a lumber jack from the frozen north, but it's worse, I think he works for BANKS) living in a house, or something.

Sign this petition, so this darling child's wish will be answered, and as a great steward for nature (she recycles, properly seperatiting plastics from human hair and also is kind to animals), recieve her "real turtle".

DO IT! BECAUSE IT FEELS RIGHT!
DO IT! THINK OF THE CHILDREN!
JUST DO IT! Nike.