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End Bush\'s Silence On Chapstick Use!

31 Signatures Goal: 100

The Bush presidency has been known for it\'s secrecy. The press secretary Scott Mcclellan\'s mantra is \"I\'m not going to comment on an ongoing investigation\". That is understandible in some circumstances (If the terrorists were to know Cheney can\'t aim a shotgun, they would kill us all!) But at a certain point, enough is enough. I sent a letter to the President, inquiring about his Chapstick use and he responded \"Due to the large volume of letters recived, the president is not able to respond...\". We the undersigned request the the president end the silence regarding lip balm use and come clean to the american people, no matter how scary the truth may be!

Sponsor

The Church of the Living Chapstick, the driving force behind this movement, is an organization based around the worship of the all mighty lip balm.

Links

http://www.churchofthelivingchapstick.com/

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  • 8 years ago
    sarah radcliffe
    8 years ago
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    grace garlough
    8 years ago
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    Jessi Nixx
    8 years ago
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    Hillary Hall
    9 years ago
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    Ben Swofford
    9 years ago
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    casey gilbert
    9 years ago
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    cody castro
    9 years ago
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    Zane Cimino
    9 years ago
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    anthony lorenzo
    9 years ago
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    John Spelz
    9 years ago
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    James Deeney
    9 years ago
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    Anthony Lorenzo
    9 years ago
  • 9 years ago
    Jesse Lucas
    9 years ago
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    sue carrithers
    9 years ago
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    george keenen
    9 years ago
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