Change "Missouri" to "Middle Earth", "New York" to "Hogwarts" and "California" to "Narnia".
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These state names are getting old and make me sick. We need to make them fresh again.
Join with me won't you, sign this petition and we'll cast some magic over this once great land!
Imagine saying "I'm driving to Narnia" in real life! Or "Flying out to Hogwarts, mom." And maybe even "The Mississipi water level is higher than anyone in Middle Earth has ever seen!"
We'll make the U.S. beloved again and the talk of the world. It'll bring nations and people together!
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