We, the undersigned Cousins General, respectfully submit this petition for Cheryl and Facundo "Fu" / "Silver Fox" Giacobbe to attend Family Vacation v8.0 in the Outer Banks, North Carolina. We concede that bi-annual trips to Woodstock, NY are impractical for the Giacobbes, but we, the undersigned, have decided that we can no longer call the aforementioned vacation a Family Vacation without their presence. Who better to serve as role models for going grey, committing to a workout routine, drinking like champions while keeping it together, and generally being awesome than our most senior, yet totally not old, cousins? (Also, we need to fill our minority quota. Cat isn't cutting it anymore.) We realize that a road trip to the Outer Banks is a logistical nightmare for the Giacobbes. And we seriously don't care. After having as much fun as we did with the Giacobbes in Mexico, we cannot imagine another vacation without them. As a gesture of appreciation for their efforts, should the Giacobbes decide to join us on this vacation, we can guarantee them (a) the best bedroom in the house, (b) they will not have to cook all week, and (c) Kevin Green will be their personal manslave for a minimum of 24 hours, to be chosen by the Giacobbes. In conclusion, we, the Cousins General, plead with the Giacobbes to seriously consider this offer. Additionally, should the Giacobbes require any other accommodations, perks or alcohol in order to confirm their attendance, consider them granted.