All over the world, people are being maimed and mentally damaged by unsafe, untested spoons. THESE SPOONS HAVE NOT BEEN TESTED *GASP*. So think about it...the next time you use a spoon, or, indeed...a fork!...you could be ENDANGERING YOUR VERY EXISTENCE ON THIS PLANET!
We want them safe and tested. Now. |
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I am Bean Bone Irmm McSpoon. I live in a castle made out of spoons on the scottish isle of the great clan McSpoon. All my spoons are untested, and because of this I am severely insane. Please do not let what happened to me happen to others. |
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