Our most beloved Camille: We’ve laughed together. We’ve cried together. We even survived the insidious grip of that hair-cloaked demon Kyle Richards together. And now there’s word you’re leaving – leaving us and the kids (poor Andy) behind for some other man. Well, my darling, we simply won’t stand for it. Was it not us who stood by you as that-guy-who-played-Frasier left YOU behind for a pretty pink boa and the bright lights of Broadway? Une folle, indeed. Was it not us who sat beside you in that hot tub in Hawaii, cooing at your Playboy Bunny-body and nodding our heads as you told us just how lucky Jesus is to have you as a rolemodel? And was it not us who raised our bony little fingers to all the country’s peasant ladies who dared scoff at your nannies, your houses, and your $50 million settlement, shouting “She deserves it all, our Saint Camille! She deserves all that and so much more!”? And now – after all that -- you’re leaving us for some other man? I mean, does he not know that he’s destroying a family? No, Camille. We simply won’t have it. As God (your Father) as our witness, you will – nay, you MUST – stand by us in Season 3 as we navigate the cruel waters of Lisa’s betrayals, Kim’s alcoholism, Taylor’s grief and Adrienne’s stockpile of gold bars and Benjamins. We implore you, Camille. Don’t leave us. Not like this. Because a house is just a housewife, but it’s you my darling, that makes a house a homewife. ‘Til death (or low ratings) do us part, Your Adoring House Husbands

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