With the utmost repsect of personal privacy and way that one conducts social interactions and personal relationships:

Calum, you and the boys often say that you would date a fan. However, I realize that it can difficult to find a fan amidst the thousands, even millions, of screaming girls that just want to get to know you for you. But what about the quiet girl who just enjoys your music and hopes that one day, by some miracle, she'll be the one that you notice? I happen to have just the girl in mind. I believe that if you give this girl a chance, you both could find happiness that you've never known before. Why rob yourself of this opportunity? If it doesn't work out, it was just another date.

What's the harm in one date?

Should we reach the goal of 2,015 (the next calendar year) signatures, might you consider?

Thank you for your consideration and the best of luck to you and the boys as you continue to embark on your epic musical journey.