I have always wanted to be in a movie. But as I\'ve aged, I\'ve realized that even though my time is running out, I want it to be something of which I can be proud. I\'ve always enjoyed Bruce Campbell\'s work, but short of stalking, I\'ve no idea how to get his attention. This is where you come in. We\'ve all had dreams. We\'ve all watched them die miserable, pained deaths, shriveling beneath the weight of reality. Help me stop my Havishamian descent. Sign below. And think of the kittens ...

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