The entire population of Great Britain has a divine need to initiate an international game of British Bulldogs with Japan. One must charge at the other directly on January 1st 2013. The meeting is likely to take place in the middle of Russia. Only hand-knives and hardenned baguettes will be allowed as weaponry. As much alcohol as is necessary should be taken to said event, preferably taken from The White Star pub in Maryport. (Weather permitting...)
The views expressed in this petition are solely those of the petition's sponsor and do not in any way reflect the views of iPetitions. iPetitions is solely a provider of technical services to the petition sponsor and cannot be held liable for any damages or injury or other harm arising from this petition. In the event no adequate sponsor is named, iPetitions will consider the individual account holder with which the petition was created as the lawful sponsor.