Close your eyes. Imagine President Donald J. Trump leading the free world from the Oval Office. Then imagine White House Press Secretary Milo Yiannopoulos masterfully handling reporters in The Press Briefing Room, a few doors down.

Now open your eyes.

We can make this happen.

Sign this open letter to Mr. Trump:

Dear Mr. Trump,

By signing this petition, we the American people are bringing to your attention someone who can help you secure your presidency. As you are aware, the political press has mistreated and maligned you. But there is someone who can masterfully deal with the press for you.

We believe that there is no better man for the job than Breitbart Journalist, Milo Yiannopoulos. You two met at your San Diego rally. Just ask your Campaign CEO, Steven Bannon about Milo. Steve will praise him. Currently on tour at colleges nationwide, Milo Yiannopoulos has:

-Applauded your vision to build a wall and ensure fair foreign trade

-Praised freedom of expression

-Combated Radical Feminism

-Exposed the "Black Lives Matter" movement

-Gathered millions of viewers & Trump supporters

Milo Yiannopoulos is brilliant. We ask that you consider installing him as your choice for Press Secretary of the United States. He would prove a dominant media force and defend freedom so much better than Laura Ingraham or other candidates for the job. As always, we stand by you, Mr. Trump!

Sincerely,

Trump and Milo Supporters Worldwide