STOP STEALING DR. SEUSS FROM AMERICA Already one Lorax has been brutally stolen, bagged and maybe even melted down by low-life tweakers in California. All just to artificially boost their own insignificant income to pay for more crank so they can later become yet another taxpayer burden for the people of America. Audrey Geisel noticed the statue and its tree-stump base were missing from the garden and were likely stolen over the weekend. "I hope he hasn't been taken across the border into Tijuana for scrap," she said. Sign this extremely valid Petition (easily made by anyone who considers themselves valid) so we can send the lawmakers a message that we just won't sit still in front of our computers shaking our heads at all the horrible things going on in the world.