Cancer-Text, abbreviated to C-text to avoid unwanted negative reactions, is a boon to mankind. Not only does it definitely not cause cancerous growths, it can spread in remarkable ways with barely any effort! Onto this text we can attach all manner of beneficial substances, and lo and behold, a new transport system is born! Still working on the details, but looks like this could be a real good deal for humanity here, people. Get your foot in the door before it develops cancer, haha!