Blizz's Gerbil Enemas Must Be Stopped!!

Concerning recent controversies about the placement of gerbils within an anal cavity, many fear for the lives of the rodents. For clarification, the conversation is recorded below: Dawrr- "Blizz: When you shove things up your butt, make sure they won't kill ya." Blizz- "gerbels are friendly arent they" Dawrr- "Well, just don't pinch it shut or they'll suffocate." ERT_PaYnE- "poor gerbels..." Dawrr- "Well, look on the bright side. Whatever they eat is pre-digested." ERT_PaYnE- "I think they would die from methane poisoning before they get hungry..." Dawrr- "If the stories about Blizz are true, there should be ample ventilation to prevent methane poisoning or suffocation. Then again, if he pinches, they die." Blizz- "listen dawrr, regardless of what you may think, i am not like some sloppy old worn oout 50c hooker. i pride myself on my physiological tone. ask anyone thats been to a pb game or tourneywith me, they will testify as to my physiognomy, or be cut off. so, bite me." ERT_PaYnE- "For God sakes man!! Don't Pinch!!!!! Think about the gerbels!! Think about their families!!!" After reading the above conversation, most anyone will agree that Blizz is unstable, and potentially dangerous to the said gerbils. Please sign this petition to end his gerbil enemas once and for all! (disclaimer: Nobody is really shoving gerbils up their butts. This is simply to get people to laugh- I don't need more hate mail)

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    1 year ago Comments: TZtfnV Very neat post. Awesome.
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    7 years ago Comments: I shove gerbels up my ass because it makes me ever so warm and fuzzy on the inside oh yeah bitches oh fuck I signed the petition.
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