I, Jordan Deiro am here by stating that the physical conduct between females in a church setting is becoming to "Touchy Feely." Therefore, I am creating this petition in order to prove to the females of Sierra Bible Church, that their actions are not above reproach, and consequently; they need to refrain from bisexual activities. These activities include but are not limited to: 1. Spanking. 2. Spooning on the docks. 3. Spooning in general. 4. Groping of any person/private areas. 5. Lengthy hugging while conversing. 6. Any other bi-curious actions. Possible consequences for any violations of this code include but are not limited to: 1. Warning 2. Ticketing 3. Shooting. Proposed non bi-curious activities with which to greet/interact appropriately include and are limited to: 1. Handshakes. 2. A-frame side hugs. 3. Simply conversing with out physical contact.