We the undersigned demand that the US Department of Education, having done nothing of worth thus far, do as follows: Identify any person who, verbally, in writing or in electronic communication, has stated that the government should appeal the not guilty verdict returned by the jury in the trial of George Zimmerman. We demand that such people be required to take a remedial course in American history, with specific attention in such course devoted to the Constitution, the Bill of Rights, and the Fifth Amendment in particular. We further demand that anyone who completes the above class, but still cannot satisfactorily explain the rights enumerated in the Bill of Rights, be required to memorize the names of the signers of the Declaration of Independence, as well as the names of their wives, children and pets. In extenuating circumstances where persons are unable to attend the remedial classes, substitute credit may be earned by watching the Ashley Judd/Tommy Lee Jones movie "Double Jeopardy" twenty times (35 hours) consecutively without sleep. Lastly, we demand that United States Attorney General Eric Holder be required to complete all three of the above assignments before he submits his letter of resignation from office.