Mr. Ahmadian, Recently, you and President Toope told students (in song), "we will use and abuse you". This was a rare moment of truth-telling, since you have indeed used and abused us. You've wasted student money on office renovations and your own flat screen TV. You've cut important student services and subjected the public to terrible spoken word videos. You've exploited unsuspecting first years and slandered your executive. You've lied, lied, lied, lied, lied. But THIS! THIS?!?! This is the mint-chocolate-icing on the cake: ""Huynh and Momtahen both said Ahmadian repeatedly said that he was funding the flyers out of pocket. In addition to the flyers, they said that Ahmadian also purchased 7,200 mint patties from Costco, many of which are still in Huynh’s room in residence." -The Ubyssey I don't know who payed for those mint patties Bijan. Perhaps you did pay out of pocket. Perhaps you were assisted by third-party vested interests or the members of your slate. Perhaps you convinced first years that it would be in their best interest to buy the mint patties for you. It doesn't matter. What matters is that now these mint patties are wasting away in an undisclosed residence. After all you have done to us, Mr. Ahmadian, the least you can do is give these mint patties to the student body you have so thoroughly screwed over. And so: We the undersigned demand that Mr.Ahmadian distribute his 7200 Costco Mint Patties to students in the SUB Concourse during a high traffic time as a public gesture of apology.