Dear lovely Justin Bieber, We think you are aaaaamazzzzzing and have lovely hair!!! We Love you so very much with all your great songs and perfume. We are a group of crazy Biebette's who live in the Helmand province of Afghanistan. Would you please come and play a 6 month tour of our country with no less than 25 well advertised date's in Helmand? please, please please, it would be just so fantastic... we will remember it for the rest of our lives (and are pretty sure that you will too) You have many, many fans here the atmosphere at the concerts would be explosive Could you please also bring some bottles of your amazing new Eau de toilette, as our Toilet water was cut off by an unmanned missile strike. You have lovely teeth xxxxx We think you are just so great and know you will come and play for us poor lovestruck angels!!! The Justin Bieber fanclub Afghanistan XXXXXXXX