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Name: Isaac'sMum on Jan 22, 2007Comments: Feckin' disgraceful - I've heard about the conditions those poor chimps are being kept in. And you supposed to be an animal lover, BP!Flag
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Name: Anonymous on Jan 22, 2007Comments: them poor monkeys, what did they ever do to desrve this....i heard they have to do the ironing on their days off too.Flag
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Name: Hilary Clinton on Jan 22, 2007Comments: free those chimps nowFlag
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Name: Michael Jackson on Jan 22, 2007Comments: While staying in ireland recently my monkey went missing...I believe bubbles has been brain washed and is now in Ballina in this "cult" and is operating computers wearing PVC.... I completely protest against the sub standard bananas, he is used to top grade florida bananas...GIMME BACK MY MONKEYFlag
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Name: Concerned Of Dulwich on Jan 22, 2007Comments: Down with this sort of thing!Flag
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Name: Jade Goody on Jan 22, 2007Comments: I is not racist but I thinks them monkeys is badly treated and shud be let out of captivity. I was in captivity myself recently and it is bad, reelly minging. free the monkeys. PS: i am not signing this in any way to try and help my publicity which my agent tells me is not going bad and to help promote sales of my fitness dvd (i did not have lipo, i ate less for a few weeks)Flag
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Name: Lloyd Grossman on Jan 22, 2007Comments: i refuse to make any more pasta sauce until these chimps are free. i need my chimps back, who else will pulp the tomatoes for meFlag
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Name: Mary RObinson on Jan 22, 2007Comments: As former commishener (sp) for human rights, i have extended my powers to include monkeys and am adding my voice to the growing mass of displeasure at the goings on in ballina. It just not on, if you cant set them free, can you at least provide the monkeys with ergomic keyboards and those little mice (they dont have opposable thumbs you know) as they will find it easier to operate and may even improve productivity . More bananas tooFlag
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Name: Biddypat on Jan 22, 2007Comments: those chimps are mine, mine i tell you. lay off and leave us in peace,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, they get an hours rest a day, what more do you want,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,........................,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,Flag
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Name: Biddypat on Jan 22, 2007Comments: those chimps are mine, mine i tell you. lay off and leave us in peace,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, they get an hours rest a day, what more do you want,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,........................,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,Flag
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Name: Nelson Mandela on Jan 22, 2007Comments: As someone who has worked hard to promote world peace, I am deeply upset over this story. The South African branch of the CHIMP Union are highly aggrieved. Please sort it out soon - peaceful negotiations are the best way forward. Regards, Nelson.Flag
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Name: Gertrude on Jan 22, 2007Comments: oh biddy, why oh why did you have to pick on the chimpsFlag
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Name: David Attenborough on Jan 22, 2007Comments: This is very wrong. Chimps need their natural habitat. Which is a jungle, not typing on computers! And a varied diet. I am very upset over this story. David.Flag
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Name: David And Victoria Beckham on Jan 22, 2007Comments: we have just heard about the monkeys, we are very shocked about this and think it is not right. monkeys deserve the same rights as us human beings, the right to play football and sing songs and be skinny and handsome and pretty. let the monkeys go and we will send you a signed football shirt and a pair of V's old jeans.Flag
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Name: Simon Cowell on Jan 22, 2007Comments: look, if you let the chimps go now i'll give you a pair of my highwaisted trousers, still warm. and i'll let you sing on the show.Flag
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Name: King Kong on Jan 22, 2007Comments: Stand up to the bullies. They made movies about me and I never saw a cent!Flag
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Name: Tom And Katie Cruise-Holmes on Jan 22, 2007Comments: Our friends Davis And Victoria have just brought this terrible travesty to our attention, as members of a cult, we think there is NOTHING WRONG with this, in fact the monkeys should be giving 80% of the bananas back to Biddy who will use them to fund other business. BiddyPat is the one light, one true leader, all praise biddypat. HALLELUJAHFlag
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Name: Mr Fossett on Jan 22, 2007Comments: mr fosett here, from the circus. interestingly enough, our star chimp was poached from us many weeks ago with the promise of custard and guinness. i might just pay a visit to biddypat farm and liberate my chimp.Flag
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Name: Jamie Oliver on Jan 22, 2007Comments: What did those monkeys ever do to you, luv Live and let live, that's what I say. Talk it out ! And I know a great recipe for banana fritters. Sorted! Lovely jubbly...Flag
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Name: Madonna on Jan 22, 2007Comments: I would like to adopt one of these chimps. Who should I speak toFlag
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Name: Charles Darwin on Jan 22, 2007Comments: I didnt invent evolution so it could be abused like this. Chimps are only 1.2% divergent from human DNA (check wikipedia if you dont believe me), these chimps should be promoted to better jobs.Flag
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Name: Bertie Ahern on Jan 22, 2007Comments: Listen, de situation is under control. We have de negotiator working on it. De monkeys will not be going into a coalition with Sinn Fein. But we might.Flag
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Name: Amanda Brunker on Jan 22, 2007Comments: free those chimps now or else i'll set me puppies on you!Flag
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Name: Chimp on Jan 22, 2007Comments: let my people goFlag
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Name: Queen Elizabeth II on Jan 22, 2007Comments: We are not really amused by this controversy.Flag
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Name: Peter Parker on Jan 22, 2007Comments: Gosh, MJ told me about the Chimp problem. It's really terrible, and i think that Spidey might have to stop battling the Silver Surfer & co and go and takle super Biddy. I'm friends with him. I'll let him know.Flag
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Name: Peter Parker on Jan 22, 2007Comments: Gosh, MJ told me about the Chimp problem. It's really terrible, and i think that Spidey might have to stop battling the Silver Surfer & co and go and takle super Biddy. I'm friends with him. I'll let him know.Flag
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Name: Peter Parker on Jan 22, 2007Comments: Gosh, MJ told me about the Chimp problem. It's really terrible, and i think that Spidey might have to stop battling the Silver Surfer & co and go and takle super Biddy. I'm friends with him. I'll let him know.Flag
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Name: Godzilla on Jan 22, 2007Comments: Rrrrroaaarrrrrrr freeee the roarrrrrr chimpsFlag
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Name: George Bush on Jan 22, 2007Comments: Let's just nuke the monkeys!Flag
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Name: Britney Spears (formerly Federline) on Jan 22, 2007Comments: What's happening, dudes Hey chimps - let's go partying! Yiz dont wear knickers either All the better! Let's get trashed. Trailor Trashed!Flag
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Name: Sir Bob, Bono & Midge Ure on Jan 22, 2007Comments: Do those chimps know it's January at all Come on everyone, make a difference with CHIMP Aid.Flag
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Name: Brad Pitt on Jan 22, 2007Comments: Listen, no one like to be made a monkey out of..its not nice to be bullied by some psychotic woman (I should know)..do your best, join the petition....free the monkeys and then can someone start a petition to free meFlag
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Name: Brangelina on Jan 22, 2007Comments: Hi all - peace and love. Brad and Angie here. This story is most upsetting. We're open to adopting a chimp. We want to expand our multi-cultural family. And sure a hairy child will make no difference. We'll make sure that s/he knows all about his/her roots. And we'll give him/her a stupid name too. Peace and love. Brangelina.Flag
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Name: Maeve Binchy on Jan 22, 2007Comments: Aw lads, let's just sit down and talk about it over a big pot of tea...Flag
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Name: Sir Bob Geldof on Jan 22, 2007Comments: What the f*** This is a f****ng disgrace! Animal rights are being trampled on! Okay, am organising a Chimp Aid gig in Westport for Paddy's Day. Sign up now or show you don't f***ing care! Bob.Flag
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Name: Bono on Jan 22, 2007Comments: Yo man. I see Bob and Nelson are here. So best throw in my support. Is Tony (Blair) involved yet He is my main man. Peace and love and all that (what is this petition about) Sorry, me sunglasses are making it hard to read stuff...Flag
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Name: Podge & Rodge on Jan 23, 2007Comments: That's where they went, give us back our feckin chimpsFlag
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Name: Roy Keane on Jan 23, 2007Comments: Its an utter disgrace the conditions these chimps are being kept in boy and I for one like think they should all be left go like.Flag
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Name: Victoria Beckham on Jan 23, 2007Comments: Down withis kind of thingFlag
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Name: Sean Og O H'ailpin on Jan 23, 2007Comments: will get the lads to support too - y'knowFlag
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Name: Anonymous on Jan 23, 2007Comments: Damn that ballina lightening...dammit all to hell..Run free little chimps! run free and avoid LIDLs and avenage thyselves by pooing on any computer that you come across .....Flag
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Name: Dirk Benedict on Jan 23, 2007Comments: Dah da da, da da dah, Daaaahhhh da da da . . . . . . . Ok Mr T are you in place Murdoch pull the van around the front, I'm goin in the back and I ain't coming out without dem chimpsFlag
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Name: Chimp No 14 on Jan 23, 2007Comments: Help us. That nasty lady has my bruvvers chained to their workstations. She's threatening us with a meat cleaver. Oh no here she comes . . . . Aaaaaaagggggggghhhhhhhhh!!! Splat.Flag
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Name: Biddypat on Jan 23, 2007Comments: Jaysus those monkey brains are delicious. Slllurp!!!Flag
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Name: Ray on Jan 23, 2007Comments: Jenny, Kate and I wish to lend our support. If you want to contact the show and talk to Mairead maybe we can help with the campaign. Thanks Ray.Flag
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Name: Bill Clinton on Jan 23, 2007Comments: I DID NOT have sexual relations with those chimps.Flag
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Name: Gerry Ryan on Jan 23, 2007Comments: I'm with ye. One of those monkey's is a good friend of mine. He used to play rugby for Clontarf.Flag
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Name: Pedantic Kitkat on Jan 23, 2007Comments: The people of Ballina support this campaign.Flag
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Name: Horsey on Jan 23, 2007Comments:Flag