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create a machine to turn people into peanuts

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so look guys, because like you realize that peanuts are used for so many things while humans just arent
like you cant eat a human wrapped in a huge ball of chocolate and say its legal too, like, besides, it would cost too much. and either way, you have so many friends as a peanut its insane because you're in this factory and you're being processed down the line saying "hey! when i get processed, i wanna be in a reeses candy!" or like "hey, if we get to be mixed into the same candy, lets be friends until the day we die!" and that usual. humans these days arent even like that anymore, they'll leave you behind just to look forward to money and greed and what ever they personally want, to use you and to throw you out, peanuts wont do this.


also on information on peanuts here states peanuts are "Peanuts are usually problem free", so you wouldnt have any problems as a peanut.

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