Ok people, it has come to my attention that Paul Selby is playing hard ball when it comes to contributing to the lads inflatable pool games collection. Word has reached me that negotiations have broken down after Paul refused to up his offer of an inflatable bed. I have 2 problems with this... 1) There are 6 of us sharing a 14 man villa so beds aren't a problem and 2) This was not a purchase specifically for the purposes of 'lads on tour in Marmaris'. Therefore we need to take action NOW!!! I propose to ban Paul Selby from ALL pool games until he contributes a suitable inflatable item... Inflatableless Holidaying is growing faster than AIDS and we must do all we can to stop scum like Paul Selby ruining holidays not only for us, but for the worldwide holidaying community, so please sign this petition and show your support for an extremely worthy cause and ensure that these people are stopped!!!