Once upon a time, dota was a game where everyone played whatever they want however they want... ...but one day... everything changed. A new species of dota players called the tryhards are invading the valve servers. they look dangerously similar to the normal dota player - except they have the below characteristics. i'm 100% positive that they live by these rules and read the below statement out loud every morning to start their day 1/ As long as I win, i can finally feel good about myself... it doesn't matter how boring game is 2/ I will buy 10 million observer and sentries 3/ I will play mega serious because im professional player. my dota winrate will determine my self worth 4/ I will pick drow ranger 5/ I will pick drow ranger 6/ i think pub game = dota olympics 7/ allpick mode= my full stack of professional friends will all pick If you dont already know, Tryhards will kill you over and over again and kill dota someday so we urge all dota players to keep a look out for this dangerous species of players, together we can banish them from existence and keep public games casual and fun Here's why you can make a difference by signing this petition: Once 100 people sign this petition, we are able to get support from the CIA and US military to hunt down all tryhards. together, the US military will work with us and design a life version of Stealth Assassin and annihilate them one by one by stabbing them from their back. it will be pleasant