We, the undersigned are tired of FullHouse and her house of lies. We are tired of hearing her ludicrous tales of drama that never happened to people who never existed.
We question the veracity of her statements, indeed we question whether she is even a woman. There has been speculation that she is a large angry croissant, angered by all the people cutting carbs from their diets.
We question her ability to get cases through the court system so quickly, more quickly than anyone else in this dimension has ever managed. We question whether or not she is actually in this dimension, as it seems that she is in her own little soap opera world.
We doubt her ability to have all news reports regarding the events that have supposedly occurred suppressed. Amazingly enough, not one of the tragedies that have smashed into her life like a runaway freight train been mentioned in the news media.
We demand that she be removed from cyberspace, at least in this incarnation, for we know that like roaches after a nuclear event, drama queens always come back.
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